- Get the best quality meat that you can.
- Don't Fuck It Up.
I've always liked to cook, and people seem to enjoy my food. I usually make things up off the top of my head and don't write down recipes, so this is for everyone that asks me how I make what I make. And, because I have celiac disease, everything on here is gluten free! Enjoy!
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Thursday, April 3, 2014
HOLYCRAPDELICIOUS STEAK!!
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Crockpot Ribs and Vegetables
- Pork ribs from the forest
- Marinade - about 20 hours
- Apple Cider
- Cumin
- Cloves
- Vegetables
- Celery Root
- Green, red, yellow, and orange bell peppers with red onion (I saw a pre-cut pack at the grocery store)
- Carrots
- Seasonings
- Garlic (about a bulb and a half)
- Shallots (diced from a jar)
- Apple Cider (~1/2 cup)
- Kosher salt
- Black pepper
- Red pepper
- White pepper
- Paprika
- Celery salt
- olive oil
- honey
- Sauce
- Drippings from everything above
- Apple Cider (~1/3 cup)
- Cane sugar
- Cloves
- Cumin
- Red pepper
Friday, January 30, 2009
Roasted Pork Loin, Applesauce, and Mashed Potatoes
- Pork Roast
- 1.6 lb boneless pork loin roast
- Dry Rub
- Kosher salt
- Raw cane sugar (or brown sugar)
- Cumin
- Cloves
- Garlic Salt
- Black Pepper
- Celery Salt
- Paprika
- Applesauce
- Honey Crisp Apples (peeled and roughly cut)
- Cinnamon
- Cloves
- Sugar
- Mashed Potatoes
- 2 lb bag of Red Potatoes
- Garlic
- 1/2 Roasted Red Pepper
- Olive Oil
- Butter
- Milk
- Rosemary
- Kosher Salt
- Black Pepper
- Paprika
- Garlic Salt
- Pork: I started the pork by defrosting it in a sealed bag in hot water (I like that or fridge defrosting more than microwave), while I mixed up the rub. Rubs generally have about half and half salt and sugar plus whatever seasonings you want - I used cumin, and cloves because they are my favorite pork seasonings. I also only use kosher salt or sea salt for rubs - they are much more subtle and taste better than table salt, and treat the meat better. I cut the fat layer mostly off the meat to make a pocket to add the rub. I rubbed the rub into every surface of the roast. This was placed on the bottom rack over a pan and baked at 350 for about 1.5 hours.
- Applesauce: Homemade applesauce is really, really easy. I just cut up some apples, put them in a pan with a splash of cider and some cinnamon, cloves, and sugar. That was baked for about 30 minutes at 350, then ran through a food processor.
- Mashed Potatoes: I boiled red potatoes with some rosemary and seasonings. I roasted garlic in olive oil and paprika at the same time the apples and roast were baking, for about 30 minutes. The potatoes, garlic, half a roasted red pepper I had leftover, butter, milk, salt, and pepper went into a food processor (in two batches).
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Chili
- Ground beef (90/10 lean)
- Ground turkey
- Celery root
- Celery
- Onion
- Roasted red pepper
- Apple cider
- Peas (1 can)
- Corn (1 can)
- Black beans (1 can)
- Pinto beans (1 can)
- Kidney beans (1 can)
- Garbanzo beans (1 can)
- Tomato sauce (2 cans)
- Thyme
- Rosemary
- Sage
- Bay leaf
- Kosher salt
- Raw cane sugar
- Honey
- Black pepper
- Red pepper
- White pepper
- Chili powder
- Garlic salt
- Garlic
- Cumin
- Cloves
- Dry mustard
- Paprika
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Gluten Free Sweet Rolls
- Sweet Dough
- 1.5 cups milk warmed to ~120
- 1/2 cup sugar
- 2 tsp salt
- 2 packets yeast
- 2 eggs (lightly beaten)
- 1/2 cup shortening
- 7.5 cups flour (we used Jules Shepard's All Purpose Flour from Nearly Normal)
- Filling
- ~ 1 stick melted Butter
- ~ 1 cup Sugar
- ~ 2 tbsp Cinnamon
- Glaze
- 1 cup light brown sugar
- 1/2 cup butter
- 5 tbsp white karo corn syrup
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Local Grass-Fed Applewood Smoked Beef
Many people are intimidated by slow cooking techniques like smoking. In reality, it is one of the oldest, simplest, easiest, tastiest ways to prepare food. Low temperature slow cooking is very forgiving. While you'll want a smoker to really do it right, you can improvise quite well with a grill (see my North Carolina Pulled Pork Barbecue!). This was the first thing we made with my dad's new smoker.
- Sirloin Roast
- Short Ribs
- Kielbasa
- Dale's
- Rub
- Sea Salt
- Brown Sugar
- Paprika
- Black Pepper
- Garlic Salt
- Dry Mustard
- Celery Salt
- Red Pepper
- White Pepper
- Cumin
- Thyme
- Onion Powder
- Cloves
- Zucchini
- Yellow Squash
- Potatoes
- Barbecue Sauce
- Ketchup
- Dry Mustard
- Tabasco
- White pepper
- Red pepper
- Black pepper
- Oregano
- Garlic Salt
- Paprika
- Red wine
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Roast Duck with Celery Roots, Beets, and Asparagus
- Duck
- Brine
- Apple cider
- Kosher salt
- Garlic
- Rosemary
- Sage
- Thyme
- Juniper berries (lightly crushed)
- Pepper
- Celery salt
- Paprika
- Rub
- Kosher salt
- Cane sugar
- Paprika
- Cloves
- Black pepper
- Red pepper
- Garlic Salt
- Celery Salt
- Oregano
- Basil
- Celery Root
- Beets
- Asparagus
- Salt
- Pepper
- Olive Oil
- Apple Cider
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Corn Statch Crepes
- 2 eggs
- 3/4 cup milk
- 1 Tbs corn oil
- 1/4 tsp salt
- 1/2 cup corn starch
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Post-Thanksgiving Turkey Gumbo
- Stock
- Turkey bones, stripped of meat, seasoned, baked
- Rosemary
- Thyme
- Black pepper
- White pepper
- Red pepper
- Dried cilantro
- Basil
- Oregano
- Sea salt
- Garlic salt
- Onion
- Green pepper
- Carrots
- Celery
- Rosemary
- Thyme
- Sage
- Red pepper
- Black pepper
- Sea salt
- Garlic Salt
- Oregano
- Basil
- Paprika
- Water
- Turkey, pulled into bite sized or smaller pieces
- Kielbasa
- Celery
- Red pepper
- Onion
- Dad's spice mix (see Chicken, The Phantom Menace)
- White wine
- Roux
- GF Flour (Bob's Red Mill All Purpose mix) (~1/3 cup)
- Vegetable Oil (~1/4 cup) (or clarified butter)
- Black eyed peas
- Black beans
- Carrots
- Sugar
- Red pepper
- Water
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Thanksgiving Dinner, 2008
- Turkey and derivatives:
- Brine
- Apple Cider
- Cranberry juice
- Water
- Rosemary
- Thyme
- Sage
- Sea salt (~10tbs)
- Black pepper
- White pepper
- Red pepper
- Paprika
- Stuffing
- Whole Foods Gluten Free Sandwich Bread (toasted and cubed)
- Onion
- Celery
- Green pepper
- Dad's spice mix (found on Chicken, The Phantom Menace post)
- White wine
- Pecan halves
- Craisins (raisins made from cranberries)
- Gravy
- Gluten Free Flour (we used Bob's Red Mill all purpose mix)
- Vegetable oil (just a little to brown the flour in)
- Turkey drippings, strained and separated
- Milk
- Salt & Pepper (lots, just keep adding until it tastes right to you)
- Side of Fruit
- Pineapple
- Grapes
- Cantaloupe
- Side Salad
- Lettuce
- Carrot shavings
- Red Peppers
- Artichoke Hearts
- Tomatoes
- Various dressings
- Green beans
- Green beans
- Chicken Broth
- Salt
- Pepper
- Steamed Vegetables
- Cauliflower
- Carrots
- Broccoli
- Butter
- Garlic Salt
- Mashed Potatoes
- Potatoes
- Milk
- Butter
- Salt
- Pepper
- Cranberry Sauce
- Cranberries
- Sugar
- Water
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Gluten Free Thanksgiving Summary
- Turkey (brined!)
- Gluten Free Stuffing
- Gravy
- Salad
- Steamed Veggies
- Green Beans
- Cranberry Sauce
- Fruit
- Pumpkin Pie
- Apple Cranberry Pie
- Whipped Cream
- Ice cream
- Cornstarch Crepes
- Turkey Gumbo
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Chicken Stew with Bombadil
- Ground Chicken
- Celery
- Onion
- Potatoes
- Tomatoes
- Quinoa
- Carrots
- Cauliflower
- Black Beans
- Roasted Red Pepper
- Chicken Stock
- Apple Cider
- Cane Sugar
- Celery Salt
- Garlic Salt
- Black Pepper
- White Pepper
- Red Pepper
- Paprika
- Rosemary
- Sage
- Thyme
- Cloves
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Chorizo Stew and Cornmeal Crunch
- Forest Fed pork chorizo (www.forestfed.com)
- Turkey stock
- Tomatoes
- Quinoa
- Celery
- Black Eyed Peas
- Hominy
- Carrots
- Blackberries
- Rosemary
- Sage
- Cilantro
- Apple Cider
- Garlic salt
- Celery salt
- Black pepper
- Cane sugar
- Honey
- Cornmeal Crunch : http://www.101cookbooks.com/archives/cornmeal-crunch-recipe.html
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Chicken, The Phantom Menace
This dish was named in honor of the Star Wars movie which came out about the same time I started making it. It is anything but a menace. Quite the opposite, it is a great comfort food and as you will see from the ingredients, also healthy.
There a lot of steps to making this dish. I have from time to time tried to cut corners and combine steps, but I was never quite as happy with the results as when I follow the steps outlined below.
Step 1- Precook a small bag of black eyed peas- about 2-3 cups dried. I like to add a little salt and bullion to the water. Bring to a boil and then simmer for about 30 minutes. I usually get this going so it can be cooking while I go through the other steps. This is actually one thing you can short cut on by buying canned black eyed peas, but it is really easy and inexpensive to go with the dried peas. This will make an excess quantity, so I freeze some for other dishes.
Step 2 – Toast about a quarter to a third of a cup of all purpose GF four in a large sauce pan. With the heat on medium high to high stir the flour continuously in the pan. This takes 5-10 minutes and can produce a lot of smoke as the flour browns. (You may have issues with smoke detectors. Be prepared to ventilate.) Stir briskly or it will burn and you’ll have to start over. Shoot for a nice dark brown like a good piece of toast.
Put this aside and rinse out the pan. You’re going to need it.
Step 3 – Collect and mix spices. This is about what I use:
1 tsp dried mustard
1 tsp coarse salt
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp onion powder
¼ tsp cayenne pepper ( more if you like hot stuff)
¼ tsp white pepper
1 tsp paprika
I feel like the white pepper is especially important for how it feels in the back of your mouth, but don’t over do it because it will give the dish a harsh taste.
Spice Mixture
Step 4 – Precook Chicken - I like to cut up chicken breasts into small pieces, maybe about an inch or so. I have also done this dish with chicken thighs, which worked very well too. Sprinkle about a quarter of the spice mixture on the cut up chicken and fry in some a few table spoons of peanut or olive oil. The idea is to just brown the outside a little, it will have time to cook through later. Set the chicken aside and wipe the pan out, at least so there are no small pieces of chicken left.
Chicken Pieces frying in the pan
Step 5 – Dice up vegetables – I like to use one Vidalia onion, 3-4 celery stalks and a bell pepper, green or red. Cut these up and put most of the remaining spice mixture on them.
Have about three cups of chicken stock or three cups of warm water with a couple of bullion cubes dissolved in it on hand. Also, have about a cup of white grape juice or white wine handy.
Brown these in the pan on high heat, stirring the while. A brown residue will build up on the bottom which you should scrape to prevent it from burning. From time to time deglaze the pan, first with white grape juice, then with some chicken stock when the residue builds up again. The vegetables should be well cooked and brown.
When you are satisfied that they are done add the remainder of the stock and a little more wine or grape juice.
Add in the other things you precooked, the chicken, the flour and one to two cups of the black eyed peas. I also like to put in carrots at this point. You can slice up a couple of large ones or throw in a bag of those baby ones. Add the rest of the spice mixture too.
If you used white wine instead of white grape juice add 1-2 tablespoons of sugar.
Now that’s what I’m talking about!
Step 6 – Simmer and Serve – I usually like to let this mixture simmer for 30-60 minutes. Make sure the carrots are soft. Check the seasoning. Often I need to add a little more salt and/or sugar. Give it a stir from time to time. The flour and the starch from the peas generally thicken the dish well; about like gravy. If you want it thicker when you are ready to serve, bring it to a boil and add a table spoon of corn starch in a third of a cup of cold water
About 30 minutes before serving, peel and cook some potatoes. Cook in boiling salted water. When the potatoes are soft when stabbed with a fork they are ready. Drain the water, pore into a colander, put them back in the pot you boiled them in and mash along with butter, milk, salt and pepper. You can also use condensed milk at this step which makes them even creamier.
How many potatoes should you use? Take the number you think you will need and multiply by 2.5.
Plop down some mashed potatoes on a plate and ladle the menace over it. Damn !
This dish is ever better when reheated, and it freezes well too.